duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

absolute-tripper:

asylum-art:

Martín De Pasquale:Photography

this is fucking with my head woah

Track:
Artist:
Album:
Plays: 347,151

mrmanager:

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

image

Pluto is there.

image

The artist remembered Pluto.

image

Guys…

image

The artist drew Pluto crying.

At the grocery store
  • Woman:*on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman:Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman:You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me:*says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman:You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman:Because even she know you a piece of shit.
  • wlntersoldier:

    wlntersoldier:

    my goal in life is to make chris evans laugh while standing within arm’s reach of him

    you know why

    it feels like the right time to bring this post back.

    There are two types of people I come across in my line of work. Those who truly believe that change starts with the individual and those who want to act like they do.

    kalories:

    fraustrodamus:

    My mum broke her wrist and didnt want to go to her dinner party with an ugly cast so I broke out some brushes and painted Van Gogh’s ” Starry night ” on it for her.

    oh yeah, no biggie, lemme just whip out my brushes and paint a lil something-something. easy.

    loki-dark-god-of-lies:

    lokisprisoner:

    lokiperfection:

    Damn. 

    image

    YES. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST IS YES.

    so for you whom dont know , the mask Jim is wearing is called the Mask of Loki.   i approve so much of this !

    ivelovedthestarstoofondly:

    Osric Chau asking a question at the Supernatural Comic Con panel.

    THM.